hmm so what am i gonna do here?

Okay, this is me thinking out loud to figure out what the hell I'm going to put here.

• one of those free association things, like capadonna's verse on "triumph" or a psychological test
• look a like pictures. e.g., joe camel and jay-z, though i took that idea from the youtube parody of his hp commercial.
• other pictures which are somehow funny, like the art of that brazilian guy whose name i forget.
• hating on people, but in a manner which will simultaneously entertain and educate
• slightly worrying amounts of renaldo balkman worship
• music, movie, artists, and other shit i like?
• crazy anecdotes, both recent and past
• retarded experiments, like being nice to people or wearing a jason mask or only speaking in sexual references, but with a somewhat legitimate scientific method
• that last one i should really do, it's by far the most promising and unique thing i came up with
• should i dabble in sports? apart from balkman? probably not... UNLESS! maybe if i can do it in a way to entertain not sports people. like with ridiculously overextended metaphors. that might work.
• brilliant observations, dry wit, and wry something or other (i know that word usually goes in this sort of context, but i don't know exactly what it meants). exposing the foibles of life in our day.
• other shit, i'll figure it out.